Modest Proposal

I’ve got a house with a reasonable mortgage, a good car, and a marriage that’s just celebrated its 20th anniversary. I have good computer equipment, a nice camera, and three friendly cats. I get to read books, watch television, play video games, and surf the web. My wife and I both make a decent living without killing ourselves or doing anything we find distasteful or crushingly boring. We may not be wealthy, but on a world-wide basis, we’re probably in the top 2% richest people on the planet. Basically, my life is good.

And since people from Mel Gibson to Rick Sanchez tell me that the Jews are running everything, I figure I should, you know, cover my bases, and say “Thanks!”