In another post, I mentioned that I was worried that I might write something that was so bad it wasn’t even wrong. I borrowed that phrase from Steven Pinker (who borrowed it from someone else), and since saying that, I’ve been concerned that people might not understand what I mean. I’m talking about a level of level of misunderstanding so profound that it’s difficult to evaluate because it has no logical connection to the subject under discussion.
On a completely unrelated subject, Eric M. Wallace at Illinois Review has just posted this video of World Net Daily commentator Jason “Molotov” Mitchell talking about “Darwin vs. Liberals”:
It’s hard to know where to begin, but let me see if I can give it a shot.
I guess I’ll start with the misconception about the purpose of the theory of evolution. It’s not a normative theory. It doesn’t say how things should work, it just describes how things do work. In a soundbyte: IS, not OUGHT.
So when Mitchell says “I thought that the struggle is supposed to build a better breed of human,” he’s way off the mark. The struggle for survival isn’t supposed to build a better breed of human, it just does. But it’s not a moral system. There’s no reason we should bow down to evolution and let it rule our lives. We’re smarter than it is. We can control our lives on our own terms.
While I’m at it, the reason for believing in evolution isn’t “hiding behind evolution” to escape “moral responsibility.” It’s because evolution is a scientific theory that explains a lot of things about the world. People believe in evolution because it works.
Then there’s the whole bit about England. Based on a few incidents with some Islamic protesters, Mitchell declares that the United Kingdom will be under Sharia law within 10 years. He then claims this proves the superiority of the god-believing Muslims, even though his “proof” is something he totally made up in his head.
Our cousins in the U.K. are definitely acting a little screwy these days, but they still have a far higher standard of living than in Muslim countries. With a population of 60 million, the U.K. has more than twice the GDP of any Islamic nation, and nearly 2/3 the GDP of Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Libya, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, United Arab Emirates, and all the -stans combined, despite their vast oil wealth and a combined population of over half a billion people. On a per-capita basis, only a few of the small oil kingdoms have a better standard of living.
And if economics doesn’t convince you, how about the Brits’ kickass special forces, blue-water Navy, and arsenal of nuclear weapons?
Getting back to the main point, although evolution and capitalism both feature competition and failure to survive as key concepts, they aren’t quite the same thing. I’m sure someone has done a point-by-point comparison of the logical structure of evolution and capitalism, but basically, economic entities don’t survive and grow like reproducing organisms, and reproducing organisms don’t have intelligent managers guiding their development.
Besides, if evolution and capitalism go together, shouldn’t believers in God be socialists?
Finally, there’s the gay rights v.s. evolution issue. There’s no need to re-hash my speculation about gayness in evolutionary theory to explain why Mitchell’s argument is so stupid. For one thing, it’s enough to point out that Larmarck’s theories about inheriting acquired characteristics were discredited long ago. Discouraging gay behavior will not eliminate gayness from the human species because you can’t change people’s genetics by changing their behavior. It would be like getting yourself hair implants in the hope that it would keep your children from going bald.
Further, there’s a real logical disconnect in saying that gays are harming the human species because they don’t reproduce. People who don’t reproduce can’t possibly affect the genetic composition of future generations because they don’t have future generations.
I know, I know, I’ve wasted a lot of time on this idiotic video. It would be easy to just call it “stupid” and move on. Sometimes, however, I just get the urge to point out that idiocy is not always about bad ideas or bad values. Often it’s about factual, objective errors. Sometimes stupid stuff is stupid for a reason.

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