Dear Mr. Goldman, As you may know, even though Orenthal James "O. J." Simpson has claimed he did not murder either his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, or your son, Ron Goldman, he has received a book deal from ReganBooks for a reputed $3.5 million to explain how he might have done it...if he had done it. The book supposedly goes into great detail about the murder of Nicole and your son Ron. You may also have heard that we at Fox will be taping a 2-hour interview with Mr. Simpson in which he will discuss the book and the murder of Nicole and your son Ron. We would like to invite you to be a secret special guest on the show. Near the end of the interview, we will bring you out for a surprise ambush confrontation with Mr. Simpson. If you are interested in taking part in this---and we hope you are--- please contact me for arrangements. We will pay your travel expenses and provide accommodations in a luxury hotel. Your trip to the studio will be in a luxury stretch limousine with full amenities. Finally, we will give you the full VIP treatment at the studio, including a special badge to bypass those tiresome security checkpoints and their bothersome metal detectors. This interview will air during sweeps weeks, so we hope your presence will produce a heart-stopping surprise for O.J. and a stunning conclusion for all our viewers. Sincerely, Todd McCraven Special Interview Facilitator The Fox Network
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