Monthly Archives: August 2006

An Offer Too Good To Refuse?

Sean Hannity has this to say about Democratic Congressbeing Nancy Pelosi:

“This is the moment to say that there are things in life worth fighting and dying for and one of ’em is making sure Nancy Pelosi doesn’t become the speaker.”

It would be cool if she took him up on that offer.

Karr Didn’t Do It

I was right. The case against John Mark Karr for the killing of JonBenet Ramsey has collapsed, to the surprise of almost no one.

Prosecutors abruptly dropped their case Monday against John Mark Karr in the slaying of JonBenet Ramsey, saying DNA tests failed to put him at the crime scene despite his insistence he sexually assaulted and strangled the 6-year-old beauty queen.

Just a week and a half after Karr’s arrest in Thailand was seen as a remarkable break in the sensational, decade-old case, prosecutors suggested in court papers that he was just a man with a twisted fascination with JonBenet who confessed to a crime he didn’t commit.

“The people would not be able to establish that Mr. Karr committed this crime despite his repeated insistence that he did,” District Attorney Mary Lacy said in court papers.

Karr’s defense attorney, Seth Temin, is trying to make a fuss:

“We’re deeply distressed by the fact that they took this man and dragged him here from Bangkok, Thailand, with no forensic evidence confirming the allegations against him and no independent factors leading to a presumption he did anything wrong,” Temin said.

Dude, your client confessed to a murder. Were they just supposed to ignore that? I’m sorry you won’t be in the spotlight for the next couple of years, but you need to get over it.

On another matter, my Karr-as-stalker theory looks like it might hold up:

At first, Karr seemed to be just someone with an intense interest in the case, but he soon claimed responsibility for the crime, and provided more and more detail about that night, according to court papers. He claimed that he accidentally killed JonBenet during sexual activity that included temporarily asphyxiating her, prosecutors said.

He began telling his story in hopes of being included a book Tracey was planning to publish, according to the court papers.

Just looking for his 15-minutes.


Here’s some weird bit of pop culture that I just don’t get. It’s stupid, it’s poorly drawn, and it makes no sense.

Video: George Washington (Probably not safe for work)

Can’t. Get. It. Out. Of. My. Head.


Pluto is not a planet.

Despite earlier indications that the International Astronomical Union might adopt a broad definition of a planet that includes Pluto and additional objects in the list of planets, they’ve decided that Pluto isn’t a planet after all, and neither are the other three objects they had been considering: Charon, Ceres, and 2003 UB313.

The good news, I guess, is that now that UB313 won’t be a planet, it will probably be allowed to keep its way-cool nickname: Zena. (Yes, named after the television character.)

In addition to the earlier parts of the definition (round, orbits the sun) they’ve also added a provision that planets must have cleared their orbit of other debris. Pluto and its moon, Charon, are in an orbit that crosses Neptune’s orbit, so obviously there’s other stuff there.

Then again, mighty Neptune (eight thousand times more massive) hasn’t yet hurled Pluto out of the solar system (or into the inner system) so how come it’s still considered a planet? Sounds like fuzzy thinking by Pluto-haters.

The meeting was held in Prague, but somehow I suspect the French are behind this…

Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud (Amazon EC2)

Building on top of their S3 service, Amazon Web Services has announced the beta phase of a new service: The Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud (Amazon EC2).

Simply put, EC2 provides web-accessible virtual servers that you can provision as a service in just a few minutes.

Let’s say you have an application that requires a database server, an application server, and a web server. You start by telling the EC2 to start three machines for you. In a few minutes, they’ll be up and running. Each one is basically a Linux box with an Apache web server on it. You can then install your application and get it running.

These are virtual machines. Amazon’s servers are running virtualization software that allows each server to run one or more “virtual” machines inside it. To the operating system on the virtual machine, it appears to be running on a 1.7Ghz Xeon CPU with 1.75GB of RAM and 160GB of local disk space. In reality, however, whenever it interacts with the virtual hardware, the virtualization software takes over. What the virtual machine thinks is a disk is really one or more files containing all the data that’s supposed to be on the disk.

Or maybe it’s a real disk. That’s one of the advantages of virtualization technology. All the virtual machines can be identical, even if the underlying physical machines aren’t. That leads to the big idea behind virtual data centers: You can clone virtual machines just by copying their data files to another physical machine.

Here’s how that works on EC2: You tell the service to make images of all three of your servers. This makes copies of the virtual machine’s data files and stores them in Amazon’s Simple Storage Service.

Then, as usage of your web application increases, you can tell the EC2 service to launch additional copies of your web and application servers to handle the heavier load. Obviously, it takes a bit of care on your part to make sure your application is built and configured so new servers can just drop in, but that’s pretty common these days.

Suppose you have a site that runs a weekly contest. Each contest opens on Sunday and closes on the following Saturday. You get a burst of people checking it out when it starts, so you need 6 web servers on Sunday, and 10 servers on Monday as people check it out from work. The rest of the week you only need 3 servers, until the last day of the contest when everybody gets in one last entry and you need 25 servers to handle the load.

If you have a dedicated data center, you’d have to have 25 servers running all the time, even on days you don’t need them. Well, you could turn them off, I suppose, but they’d still have to be there. Either you or your hosting company would have to own them, and you’d be paying for all 25 of them, since most hosting companies won’t let you change the number of servers you rent on a daily basis.

Amazon EC2 lets you do exactly that. Each day, you can allocate however many servers you need. In fact, EC2 rents time by the hour, so you can idle with 1 server overnight, bring another server online as people get to work, and another server to handle the lunch break.

All of this is available as a service that responds in just a few minutes—they say 10 minutes from request to server boot—which means you can program your application to monitor its own load and call on EC2 to provision extra servers for itself as it needs them.

Right now, during the beta testing period, you can’t provision more than 20 servers for your application. But when EC2 goes into production, you’ll have access to a vast pool of hardware. So if, say, Stephan Colbert mentions your contest on his show and 10 million people decide to check it out, you’ll be ready, as your website quickly grabs an extra 300 servers to handle the load. Call it traffic-spike protection.

What’s the cost? 10 cents per server per hour. That works out to about 70 dollars per month of continuous uptime. I’m not planning to move Windypundit to EC2 any time soon, because I only pay a fraction of that price for a fraction of a server, but it sounds like a reasonable price for commerce hosting.

You also have to pay 20 cents per gigabyte transferred in or out, and 15 cents per gigabyte per month to store the configurations on S3.

As with S3, anyone planning to launch a large web business is going to have to include evaluation of this service in their planning.