Hey Kids! Want to know how to smuggle large amounts of dope without getting caught? Police Lieutenant Andrew G. Hawkes will show you how. Of course, he’s selling his training materials to police officers only, so you’ll have to get past his security questions without breaking any laws, which may be tricky.
Even so, there are a few handy tips on his web site:
Tip #3: “If you really want to be successful at highway drug interdiction then turn OFF your radar. DRUG HAULERS DON’T SPEED!”
In other words, most highway cops are looking for speeders, so don’t speed.
Indicator #18: “Passengers that DON’T know each others’ names is a strong indicator of drug trafficking.”
So, you should exchange names and check everybody’s memory before hitting the highway.
Tip #36- “Be sure to turn on the A/C unit to see if the vents blow air, if they do not then that may mean there is a load of dope inside of it.”
So, don’t put so much dope in your ventilation system that it blocks the air flow.
Personally, I’m fascinated by this sort of thing. If anybody out there has a legally-acquired copy of the book and the bonus videos that they don’t want anymore, I’d love to buy them off of you.
(Hat tip, Scott Greenfield)
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