This bit of embarassment to my whole gender has already been shredded here and here and here, so let me just offer a constructive suggestion:
Dear Anne,
Congratulations on your wedding day. I wish you and Robert all the best.
Kind regards,
Andrew
Would that have been so fucking hard?
I read Cohen’s insipid piece of trash and my first reaction was to publish an urgent request for some person, preferably male, to buy Cohen a drink, a pair of balls and a life, said life to be jump started with a swift kick in the ass. I have revised my opinion. This bald headed, crotch faced whiner needs that sanctimonious smirk wiped off his pan.
If there is any justice to be had in the male half of the world, the brand new husband will run into Cohen in a semi-public place (bars are good for this) and hand him a good old schoolyard haymaker to snot locker followed by a nice, solid shot to the bread basket.
The man is an ass and a complete embarrassment to men everywhere.
Dude, seriously? I’d heard about it and only made it halfway through. That is just pathetic. What did he think would come of that? Dumbass.