Is the Band Really a Surprise?

Legal Satyricon contributor Sam Lea clearly know how to begin a story:

Police in Winona, Minnesota charged a 14-year-old boy with desecrating a U.S. flag, after he wrote song lyrics on it, burned holes in it with cigarettes, and then proceeded to tear the flag into several pieces. He then scattered the pieces throughout his high school before skipping class to attend the “Rage Against the Machine” concert

Heh. Read the whole thing.