What Madonna and I Have In Common

Madonna has created a clothing line to be sold through H&M stores starting on March 22.

What I find most surprising—given her infamous costumes over the years—is that she didn’t already have a line of clothing.

I’ve decided to take this as a sign that it’s time for my own line of clothing. Even more exclusive than Madonna’s rags (trust me, nobody will be wearing this stuff), at a much more reasonable price.