Monkeys on a Train

Just in time to cash-in on Snakes On A Plane fever, in New Delhi they have…

On June 9, a monkey reportedly crawled through some pipes and ended up aboard a train, scowling at passengers and jumping around a car.

Passengers had to be moved to another car while staff chased the dexterous creature, causing delays.

“There are too many monkeys,” Dayal was quoted as saying.

…mother-f*****g monkeys on a mother-f*****g train!