Damn, I Thought Those Two Crazy Kids Had a Chance

Just saw this:

Eminem’s dysfunctional relationship with wife Kim has hit another low — he has filed divorce papers, less than three months after remarrying her.

“There has been a breakdown in the marriage relationship to the extent that the objects of matrimony have been destroyed and there remains no reasonable likelihood that the marriage can be preserved,” according to the filing, which was made in Macomb County on Wednesday on behalf of Marshall Bruce Mathers III, Eminem’s real name.

The filing also states that the 33-year-old rapper and his wife signed a prenuptial agreement a week before their Jan. 14 wedding ceremony in Rochester. It doesn’t describe the specifics of the prenuptial agreement, other than to say that “the property of the parties should be divided in accordance with” the agreement.

You know—as much as I could care about any celebrity relationship—I really was hoping they’d make a go of it. Eminem always struck me as something of a romantic.

No, really. I mean, you don’t write all those vicious songs about your ex-wife unless she tore your heart out.