• POLITICAL SCIENCE DEPT.

    Confuse the Record

    Hillary Clinton is the secret love child of Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow who became the brain-eating zombie Queen of planet Zorg before traveling back in time to marry Bill Clinton and kill Vince Foster with her retractable poisonous fangs because he was about to reveal that she was conspiring through a private email server to use… Read more

  • CLIMATE CHANGE DEPT.

    More About the ExxonMobil Fishing Expedition

    A little more information has come out about that suspicious investigation that produced the seemingly abusive subpoena to the Competitive Enterprise Institute, asking them for a crapton of documents related to CEI’s work on climate change, presumably in connection with the investigation into ExxonMobil’s alleged lies to investors. The Washington Times has a copy of… Read more

  • CLIMATE CHANGE DEPT.

    IBD Discovers the Earth’s Temperature Changes

    Since I’ve been picking on climate change activists for their legal policies, I figure I should take a turn picking on global warming deniers for their misstatements about climate science. Case in point, an unsigned editorial in Investor’s Business Daily titled “Father of Global Warming Admits: It Used to Be Hotter Than It Is Now.”… Read more

  • FREE SPEECH DEPT.

    A Bad Remedy For Bad Climate Speech

    When I’m reading a news story, there are two words which almost guarantee I’ll be cringing by the end: Attorneys general. The position of attorney general is usually seen as a stepping stone to higher office, so it’s often occupied by some subspecies of spotlight-seeking control freak. Just one of them would be bad enough,… Read more

  • POLITICAL SCIENCE DEPT.

    #ByeAnita

    For several months now, I’ve kind of been planning to vote in the Republican primary here in Illinois, just so I can vote against Donald Trump. As the day finally approached, however, I gave it a little more thought and realized there was a better way to use my vote. (It may not be worth… Read more