Curse you Tim Cavanaugh! Curse you for your slurs against Chicago's finest culinary product! This preening dickless bastard dares to impugn the wondrous food of the gods that is Chicago Pizza! That he apparently does so based solely on the claims of East Coast and foreign restaurants that claim to serve Chicago-style pizza just shows you what a biased, empty-headed, lazy … [Read more...] about Cursing Tim Cavanaugh
Yellow People
I'm not a fan of Michelle Malkin, but the kind of abuse she gets from the liberal left is disgusting. Liberalism is supposed to be about tolerance of differences. Yet some of her opponents seem to feel that because she is a conservative, it's okay to hurl racist and sexist slurs. Disgusting. … [Read more...] about Yellow People
Wash Your Damn Hands!
Ogre repeats an old Marine joke which I'm just a little too smart to enjoy anymore: A Sailor is relieving himself in the head when a Marine walks in and steps up to the urinal beside him. After a few seconds the Sailor finishes, shakes, zips and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. The Marine also finishes, zips-up, and walks to the door. Just then the Sailor says, "Hey … [Read more...] about Wash Your Damn Hands!
First-Time Drug Sale + Gun = 55 Years
Stephen Littau has a good article on the insanely huge sentence received by Weldon Angelos, whose first-time bust for selling marijuana earned him a stunning 55-year mandatory sentence because he had a gun on him. He didn't shoot anybody. He didn't even brandish the gun. He just had it with him. … [Read more...] about First-Time Drug Sale + Gun = 55 Years
Ripley on Stage
A while back I was doing a product photo for something I was selling on eBay when Ripley wandered in to see what was happening. … [Read more...] about Ripley on Stage