Author: Mark Draughn

  • Hunting Safety at Hit&Run

    After my post about Dick Cheney’s little hunting mishap, I posted a question in the comments to a Hit&Run post, asking about the rules for safe hunting. With as many libertarians as read that site, I figured they had to know a lot about guns. A regular calling himself Hakluyt responded, When it comes to… Read more

  • The Blog Post That Keeps On Giving

    About a year ago I dropped Sprint as my mobile phone provider. I was very pissed-off with the way they had treated me, and I posted a message expressing my hurt feelings. Here’s how it begins: I’ve fucking had it up to my fucking ears with those fucking fuckers at Sprint! Fuckers through and through!… Read more

  • Butterfingers Cheney

    So the Vice President shoots this guy… WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally wounded a companion with shotgun pellets on a weekend quail hunt in Texas, his office said on Sunday. Jon Stewart must be beside himself right now. I’m counting the minutes until the Daily Show. A few pellets of bird shot… Read more

  • Shameful Prosecution of a 12-Year Old

    No smarmy title here, just this: A 12-year-old Aurora boy who said he brought powdered sugar to school for a science project this week has been charged with a felony for possessing a look-alike drug, Aurora police have confirmed. … Two other boys asked if the bag contained cocaine after he showed it to them… Read more

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