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Thinking Outside the Box to Grow Your Criminal Law Practice

December 28, 2007 By Mark Draughn 2 Comments

I know that a few criminal defense lawyers read this blog, so as a service to them, I’m going to take this time to explain an exciting new 3-step process for building a successful private practice.

Step one, start law firms that focuses on an area of criminal law such as traffic offenses or DUI, like Virginia lawyers David Albo and H. Morgan Griffith.

Step two, get elected to the state legislature.

Step three, work to pass harsh laws against the very offenses you make money defending, so more people will have to hire lawyers.

With this simple proces, you should soon begin raking in the dough. You can thank me by donating a portion of your earnings using the “Make A Donation” button off to the left there.

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  1. Gideon says

    December 28, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    I believe “Oh Snap!” is the appropriate comment here.

    Reply
  2. Norm Pattis says

    December 29, 2007 at 8:30 am

    So that’s how it is done!

    Reply

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