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If O.J. Did It

October 19, 2006 By Mark Draughn 1 Comment

I used to think that O.J. Simpson was merely a double murderer. But after reading this, I think he may be one of the most despicable American criminals of all time.

The former football great…reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer.

But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder—rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book—which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.”

The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.

As Radley Balko points out, O.J. has finally found the Real Killer…it’s O.J. of course.

Filed Under: Bastards

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  1. peter says

    November 16, 2006 at 7:17 pm

    Should we all say,
    “If its in the book
    then his guilt we must overlook.”

    Reply

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