Curse you Tim Cavanaugh! Curse you for your slurs against Chicago’s finest culinary product!
This preening dickless bastard dares to impugn the wondrous food of the gods that is Chicago Pizza! That he apparently does so based solely on the claims of East Coast and foreign restaurants that claim to serve Chicago-style pizza just shows you what a biased, empty-headed, lazy “journalist” Tim Cavanaugh really is!
Check out this block-headed quote:
A few more successes like this and the truth that pizza is a thin, fused pastry that can only be ruined by toppings may begin to penetrate this bastion of thick-crust darkness.
Did he really say pizza is ruined by toppings? How clueless can one man get? That’s like saying that pornography is ruined by all the fucking!
A curse on you Tim Cavanaugh! A curse on you and your family even until the seventh generation!
What a chump. But I guess some people just can’t help their poor taste.