George Bush is History’s Greatest Monster. No, not W — he’s another matter — I’m talking about his father.
I just finished using an auger to unclog a toilet for what must be the 200th time since we had to replace our old, reliable toilet with one of the low-flow models. We used to have good, working toilets in this country. Reliable toilets. Toilets that we could count on to flush the dump we took after a whole day of eating Mexican food, including the half-roll of toilet paper it took to wipe ourselves down. Now all we have are inadequate rage-inducing pieces of junk that can barely flush away a few pieces of tissue paper.
All thanks to the Energy Policy Act of 1992, signed by so-called small-government Republican President George Herbert Walker Bush.
Yeah. Fuck that guy.