This is the seal of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, of which I am not an employee or representative:
I am not trying to deceive you into thinking I am an agent or representative of the FBI, nor am I trying to assert any authority, FBI-like or otherwise. No matter what those goofballs at the FBI think.
P.S. You can tell I’m not an FBI agent because in my picture I don’t look like one. This is what an FBI agent looks like: