Things I might have tweeted about if I “got” Twitter:
- Damn Microsoft! My Windows system crashed—full Blue Screen Of Death! All I was doing was running Windows XP booted off a RAID disk array that’s not supported directly by Windows, accessing an Office document from an encrypted virtual disk mounted out of a container file on a portable USB drive, copying the contents of a CD to another USB drive, using LogMeIn to remote control two other computers elsewhere in Chicago, running another copy of Windows in a VMware virtual machine, and installing a third-party camera driver, all at the same time. What a piece of crap!
- AIG executive Jake DeSantis gives Congress a well-deserved “fuck you too”:
“None of us should be cheated of our payments any more than a plumber should be cheated after he has fixed the pipes but a careless electrician causes a fire that burns down the house.”
- Awww. Kitties.
- Remember the “David After Dentist” kid?
That’s David DeVore. It turns out some idiots have no sense of humor:
I understand that we live in an entertainment-obsessed world, but videos of children on drugs cross the line.
You know, the War on Drugs is stupid enough when it’s illegal drugs we’re talking about. This is just dental anesthetic. It’s medicine you dumbass!
- Apparently the US Attorney couldn’t find enough of Bernie Madoff’s real victims so he…well…see for yourself. I’m sure all the other victims are totally legitimate…
- Sometimes upper management seems kind of stupid, even to themselves.
- Old guys like my dad who sleep during the day tend to wake up at the damnedest times…and want me to be up too.
- (Hat tip: Kip, Scott.)

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