Year: 2007

  • WARBLOGGING DEPT.

    A Modest Proposal for Iraq: Pocket the Victory

    [Note: This post is part of what was supposed to be a series of satirical posts that explore aspects of the United States’ involvement in conflicts in the Middle East. If it seems neither funny nor informative, that’s because these posts didn’t work out. Please don’t assume I actually believe any of what I’m saying.]… Read more

  • TERRORISM DEPT.

    The Most Recent Terror Threat

    Heh. Update: Ebay’s gone insane with this stuff. You can buy one of the actual Mooninite LED signs, a commemorative T-shirt or two, and my favorite T-shirt so far: Read more

  • CATBLOGGING DEPT.

    Four More 35mm Cats

    More pictures of the cats with the 35mm prime: Ripley Dozer Yawning Dozer Sleeping Upside-Down Kitty Head Read more

  • LANGUAGE DEPT.

    What’s in a Name? – The Power of Language

    There’s been a lot of media coverage lately about a certain f-word. A tremendous amount of power is being given to this word. Just to recap, in case you hadn’t heard: In October, on the set of Grey’s Anatomy, Isaiah Washington referred to T.R. Knight as a homosexual epithet while having an argument with Patrick… Read more

  • CRIME AND PUNISHMENT DEPT.

    The Authorities React

    As I described before, yesterday’s big scare about mysterious devices in Boston caused an awful lot of turmoil, but it turned out the devices were part of a publicity campaign for a television show. Authorities in Boston have issued this statement: Our investigation has determined that these devices are harmless electronic billboards which were placed… Read more