Year: 2006
What American accent do you have?
This is about what I was expecting: What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak “Standard English straight out of the dictionary” but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like “Are you from Wisconsin?” or “Are you from Chicago?” Chances… Read more
Garden Swans
Garden Swans Read more
Hostage Down
While most of us were enjoying Thanksgiving dinner with our families, Chicago police were dealing with a hostage situation that did not end well. The standoff began early Thanksgiving morning after an armed man took what was then believed to be two young women hostage inside their apartment building. The gunman opened fire on authorities… Read more
Drinking and Driving
Just to let you all know, I’m planning to do some drinking and driving this holiday weekend. Not drunk driving, mind you—that would be illegal—just some drinking and then some driving. I’m very nearly a teetotaller by inclination. I think I’ve had four, maybe even five drinks so far this year. No reason for it,… Read more
A Personal Astronomical Crisis
I was driving home from dinner with the parents when suddenly it hit me: I don’t know how many planets there are! The IAU met to decide on it a few months ago, but the rule they settled on was not the rule everybody thought they’d settle on. I can’t remember what they decided, so… Read more