So there I was at drugstore.com looking for nose-hair trimmers.
I found the “Conair Ultimate Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer” which is described as having a pivoting head for “hard to reach and delicate areas.”
While pondering what that meant, I noticed that the “Customers who bought this product also bought” list consists of
- K-Y Personal Lubricant Jelly
- O’My All-Natural Flavored Lubricant with Hemp, Kicky Kiwi Strawberry
- Astroglide Personal Lubricant
- K-Y Ultra Gel Personal Lubricant currently in stock
I’m pretty sure I really don’t want to know.