Monthly Archives: December 2003

Great Moments in Data Mining

So there I was at looking for nose-hair trimmers.

I found the “Conair Ultimate Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer” which is described as having a pivoting head for “hard to reach and delicate areas.”

While pondering what that meant, I noticed that the “Customers who bought this product also bought” list consists of

  • K-Y Personal Lubricant Jelly
  • O’My All-Natural Flavored Lubricant with Hemp, Kicky Kiwi Strawberry
  • Astroglide Personal Lubricant
  • K-Y Ultra Gel Personal Lubricant currently in stock

I’m pretty sure I really don’t want to know.